Posts Tagged ‘Fingers’

Some stereotypes are wrong….

// April 23rd, 2009 // No Comments » // Blog

Had to work late tonight. Another IT guy from our Ohio office came down to lend me a hand with our network change over. We didn’t get done until 7:30. Not too bad. Only a few hours in total. No major hiccups that we weren’t expecting.

But as I was leaving, I noticed a streak of lightning miles away. Crap. It was going to storm, and I am strapping my backpack to the bike. I start the bike to let it warm up a bit while I finish the backpack. My phone rings. I already have my jacket and wind breaker zipped up. I unzip them both real quick and answer the phone, just because it is xavi7734‘s ring tone. Our daughter hasn’t been feeling well, and it could have been important. She is calling to see how soon I am leaving, because she is watching a storm form and doesn’t want me caught in it. heh heh I hastily answer “I just turned off the bike so I could hear you. So… Ummm… now!”

I get all my gear on, start the bike back up and head out of the parking lot, up the street, and towards the highway. As I get on the highway, a few drops of rain hit. The a few more. It isn’t really raining yet, but its about to. I get past exit 12 on my way home, where the highway goes from 3 lanes down to 2, and of course, with a few drops of water hitting the windshields, everyone slows to a crawl. For fucks sake people! Get out of the way. If you want to do 45 on the highway, do it in the left lane so I can get the hell out of here before it starts pouring. Did they? No. So here I am stuck in 45 MPH traffic for no damn reason.

I look over to my right, and I see a cop from a county quit north of us. I wont say where, just in case, but I will say he was quite far from his own jurisdiction. So that also tells me why everyone has slowed down, there is a cop visible on the road. Fucking great.

A few seconds later, I hear a horn. Its the cop. I look confused trying to figure out what he wants. He points at me and uses his fingers to show me the numbers “1″ and “3″….

WTF does that mean? I shrug my shoulders in what I am hoping is the universal sign language for “huh?” He points ahead… Uses his hand to simulate veering off to the right, and then repeats the “1″ and “3″ again…

OOOOH!!! Am I getting of at Exit 13!!! I shake my head no and take my hand off the clutch long enough to signal “1″ and “5″ which is quite a bit up the highway.

He points to himself. Then points in front of me. Then points to me. Then points behind me.

Got it. I ease off the throttle a bit to give him room to get in front of me. He moves over and turns on his blue lights. And of course, everyone immediately gets out of his way. We then proceed up the highway at a respectable speed. The road wasn’t wet yet so he had no problem going a little above the speed limit. On the way, before we hit exit 15, we passed two other guys on motorcycles in similar predicaments. They ended up joining me in the wake of this officer. I made it to exit 15, flashed my lights as a way to say thank you, and he continued on up the highway with the other guys behind him.

He must have cut 10 minutes off my commute. 15 or more if people would have continued going as slow as they were. I got off the exit, came through the center of town and pulled into my driveway just as it started to rain harder. I got into my garage with only the slightest bit of dampness on my backpack. By the way, the backpack contains my Digital SLR and Laptop. Not to mention a handful of lenses, memory cards, and a lot of other high dollar electronic equipment. So I am very thankful that I completely missed the rain.

Keeping my fingers crossed….

// September 19th, 2005 // No Comments » // Blog

If anyone remembers… Last Xmas, xavi7734, J, and I drove up to Ohio to see my family. Once we hit Kentucky, the snow started falling and the temperature went right along with it.

Well…. I don’t know how many of you have had the pleasure of an extended drive with a 2.5 Year old, but needless to say, you have to stop approximately every 38 feet to go to the bathroom, change a pull-up, eat, drink, get out and run for a few minutes to stretch the legs, eat some more, oh look a puppy, etc etc etc….

Needless to say… just as we start going at a decent speed, it’s time to stop again. So my bright idea of putting my $3500.00 camera in a very well-padded case, in the back of the Durango…… Where when we would be driving, the axel would heat up the floor of the back…. and then when we would stop…. it would go back down to the Arctic temperatures that basically define the main reason I left Ohio when I did….. And then get warmer when we started driving again… then colder… then warmer… colder…warmer… You seeing the pattern???

Needless to say… when I got to Ohio, I took the camera out of the back of the truck, and put it in the guest bedroom at my mother’s house…. The next night, I pulled it out of its bag and snapped the first shot…..

The picture was black…..

I checked to make sure I didn’t pull the bonehead move of leaving the lens cap on…

Another picture….

Still black…..

I cry…

No seriously…. I cried…

SO a week or so after we get back, I do some searching and find that an authorized repair center is actually located over in Smyrna…. I call and get a quote of around $260.00. Not a bad price to fix, but I didn’t have it on me.

Well… for nine months, I put it off… Just didn’t have an extra 3 bills to use on this little venture…

Well… I had a decent payday from a project I have been working on, and I decided it was going to be now or never. So I called the company again to verify the quote. Needless to say, it was no longer going to be 260. They were talking more like 800 – 1000.00.

FUCK…. I can do 300… Not a grand…. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Oh yea… did I mention EFF EWE SEE KAY!!!!!

Seems that since the new version of my camera came out, the older version’s parts are becoming harder to find and more expensive. Their suggestion was to go straight to the manufacturer.

So I call FujiFilm’s repair center and ask to get a very rough estimate. She puts me on hold and tries to get that answer from one of her techs…. If its going to be a grand, I was going to say fuck it. Save up for a little while longer till I had a grand and just go get me a Nikon N70….. Or until I got 1700.00 and just go buy me another S2Pro….. The price got cut in half when the S3 came out.

Did I mention I love my S2 Pro? It’s not the fastest camera in the world by any means. But the skin tones on it blow away any other digital camera by a long shot. Go look at the images in the DPReview.Com web site. It’s just a beautiful piece of machinery. And If I take the lens off the front… its got a whole just big enough I could, if I felt so inclined, squeeeeze my…. well…. lets just say I love my camera.

So I’m waiting for her to come back with the tech’s answer….. And when she finally does…. Her first response is to go to their website, print out the PDF file for repairs, box up my camera, and mail it to them pronto. If it’s a problem with the CCD sensor, then it will be replaced for free. Apparently in the last few months, Fuji has gotten a butt load of users complaining about this same thing. A defect in the chips that went into my model. So if that’s the case, then they will fix it, clean it, and then mail it back to me. Free of fucking charge…. And if not… then they will still only charge me 400.00 to replace what is broken on it.

YAY!!!!

So needless to say… within a few days I should know the fate of my camera…. and hopefully, within a week or so, I will be back to drooling over it again… not that the drool would have had any effect of the workings of the camera mind you…..

Daddy did WHAT ????

// April 11th, 2005 // No Comments » // Blog

So I am sitting here playing dolls with my daughter…. Shut the fuck up!

So I am sitting here playing dolls with my daughter, and she starts casually telling me this story about how the daddy doll *PUNCHED* the baby and how much it hurt. My Jaw hit the ground. I asked her what she said just to make sure I heard it right. Again she tells me that the daddy punches the baby and it hurts. Tears form in my eyes as I try to tell her that in no way shape or form would Daddy punch the baby.

Im at a loss for words. I can barely form a sentence. Im trying to ask her where she heard that when she tells me she didnt hear it, the daddy punched her and it hurt. WHAT DADDY PUNCHED YOU?!?!? At this point I go from horrified to pissed off. Im looking at xavi7734 and we both just have this expression of total disbelief.

Two little girls from our neighborhood had just left the house. They came over to play with J for a few. I was trying to figure out if one of them may have said something to her to give her this idea. Im trying to think of anything……

So I had her show me. She picked up the Daddy doll and went to bend his legs so he could sit down on the chair and the doll *PINCHED* her fingers.

See daddy… just like that that… I got my fingers punched in the daddy’s legs.

After a sigh of relief from both the wife and myself, J received the biggest hug from her daddy.